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Kajun News and all its employee welcome you to the Kajun News Blog. We are located in the Swamps of Louisiana, far from roads and most people. From time to time, news articles will be posted here with a view toward humor and satire. Some will be posted with an obvious bias, so as to more readily fit into the Media Mainstream, and depending on which way the wind is blowing that day. Indecent language and spam, will not be tolerated.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Kajun Has Nightmare!

FEB 2, 2007

The Kajun awoke from a horrible nightmare this morning---He dreamed he saw Ted Kennedy's shadow---and immediately went back to sleep for 6 more hours.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Got Red Paint?

Friday, January 19, 2007

Kajun finally dreams!

January 19,2007---After one week of sleeping most of the time in an effort to have a dream; Kajun finally had a dream.

He dreamed that back in 1865, Robert E. Lee woke up to the fact that Forrest and Beauregard were over on the other side of The River with nothing to do.

Lee ordered them to form a convoy and travel East on I-20 to Vicksburg---which they did. Upon their arrival in Vicksburg, they immediately started herding all the Union Troops toward Massachusetts.

When all the Union Troops were corraled in Massachusetts (except for a few odd ones who escaped to San Francisco, the gate was locked and the Union boys went to work revising history books.

It was stressed early on that someone named Bush (as in Burning Bush would eventually need to be blamed for GLOBAL WARMING rather than the notorius Democrat Arsonist William (Kyoto) Sherman; who actually started GLOBAL WARMING when he torched Atlanta, and stole that cow which he delivered to his Mother-in-law (Mrs. O'Leary) in Chicago.

Robert E. Kee---Born January 19, 1807.

The History Revisionists have done a fine job of covering up this fact.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Deuces Wild!

Saturday: Jan. 13,2007---New Orleans, LA

City-wide Block Party in New Orleans! Eagles flying back to Philly with tails between their legs. href"http://www.nola.com/sports/t-p/index.ssf?/base/sports-28/116876305970470.xml&coll=1" When link doesn't work, paste this in your browser---http://www.nola.com/sports/t-p/index.ssf?/base/sports-28/116876305970470.xml&coll=1

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Greetings!

Merry Christmas!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Dinner with Governess Blanco

Monroe, Louisiana

Someone in Monroe, Louisiana in a fund raising effort, decided to auction off a Dinner With Blanco, at The Governors Mansion in Baton Rouge.

The embarrasing result was that there was only one bid; [for $1.00]tendered by a local banker.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

ELEVENTEEN!

My two, twin Grandchildren Matt and Rami [who live down the road about a mile from here] turned ELEVENTEEN today, December 12.