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Friday, February 10, 2006

Blizzard Watch For Downtown New Jersey

Downtown, New Jersey--February 10,2006--KN

A Blizzard watch remains in effect from Saturday afternoon
through Sunday morning...

A blizzard watch remains in effect from Saturday afternoon
through Sunday morning.

Snow will begin late Saturday afternoon... and become heavy at
times Saturday night. Northeast winds will also increase Saturday
night to 25 to 35 mph with gusts up to 50 mph... causing blizzard
conditions along with considerable blowing and drifting of snow.

By the time the snow ends late Sunday morning... accumulations
should average 8 to 12 inches... with locally higher amounts
possible. The highest totals are most likely to occur in and near
Downtown New Jersey... and across most of Scrappleville
Pennsylvania.

A blizzard watch means there is a potential for falling and or
blowing snow with strong winds and extremely poor visibilities.
This can lead to whiteout conditions and make travel very
dangerous. Only vehicles with studded tires will be allowed on
streets, highways, and sidewalks...all others will be towed at
the owners expense...plus the usual kickbacks to the officers
calling the tow trucks.

This blizzard is the direct result of the Bush Administration's
failure to sign the Toyota Treaty...which has resulted in 'Global Warming'.

5 Comments:

At 3:51 PM CST, Blogger UpNorthLurkin said...

Aw comeon! It's winter. We're in the middle of the edge of that storm and it's nothin'! 'Bout six inches of new powder (if we had any hills that'd be good news for the skiers...as it is, the snowmobilers are waitin' for quittin' time!) Sustained winds of 30mph and 19 degrees. We call that winter up here!! Tee hee.

 
At 10:52 PM CST, Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Hey Kajun,

Thanks for the heads up! 'Specially bein' from Downtown, NJ and all. I'm supposed to be gettin' on a plane tomorrow for London 'bout the time it's supposed to start blowin'. Check it out here. I hope my taxi has studded snow tires!! If not, I might be diggin' out on Sunday mornin'.

Say a prayer for me would ya?

Best regards,
Hawkeye®

 
At 5:17 AM CST, Blogger camojack said...

Are you reporting for Mr. Eye® now?

 
At 7:06 AM CST, Anonymous onlineanalyst said...

And algore could have had a V-8!

 
At 1:14 PM CST, Blogger Kajun said...

Hawkeye You should have a tailwind most of the way to the UK, so that may help.

Camojack Just reporting Zebignews, which was The Blizzard of 06.

Onlineanalyst I have a V80153 at least once a day.

 

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