Harry Whittington released From Hospital
February 19,2006 KN
Trial Lawyer Harry Whittington, ESQ. was released from protective custoday in the hospital yesterday according to Kajun News Sources near the scene.
When asked if he thought it was safe to venture out, Mr. Whittington said: Heck, I'm in Kenedy County, Texas; I'm as safe as I would be riding with Teddy himself!"
When queeried about it, by reporters; Mr. Whittington said his doctor had given him a prescription for Roundup , which he will have to use as aftershave lotion for the rest of his life, to keep birds (or whatever grows from Birdseed)from sprouting from his face.
posted by Kajun @ 4:46 PM
9 Comments:
Tell Harry not to ride with strangers... and there is no one stranger than Teddy K.
Harry quailed at further questions; his nerves were shot...
Heck, Roundup doesn't work. I buy this stuff called Tox-N from Home Depot, it's supposed to kill stuff for a year, but usually only lasts 4-6 months.
:o)
Harry better slap some of that Tox-N on his face HARD for even thinking of getting in a car with Teddy.
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Kajun,
How are you doing these days? Really.Are you in physical therapy,speech therapy etc?
Are you walking yet?Let us hear .I think of you every day and still pray for you.
Miss Maggie
I never was in therapy (other than self-inflicted therapy). Never needed speech therapy...never could tawk real good!
Still can't zip or button anything, or operate the left wheel on my wheelchair. Can't play the piano or a banjo...never could, or wanted too, though!
camojack
Harry should have ducked.
Kajun:
You "quack" me up...
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