Texas Legislature Meets In Special Session
Austin Texas Feb 13, 2006 KN
Governor Perry called The Texas State Legislature into a special session, this morning to deal with the alarming rate of old lawyers being accidentally shot while hunting Quayle in the deep woods of S. W. Texas.
A bill was introduced by The Democrat, that would prohibit the purchase or possession of a hunting license by any lawyer over the age of 77. We feel that this will solve the problem of having 78 year old lawyers such as atty. F. Lee (Bob) White accidentally shot
while hunting Quail.
Vice President Richard Cheney, when reached for comment, said: "Old HRC, my bird dog is never wrong...When she points, you might as well pull the trigger...you got yourself a Quail"
posted by Kajun @ 2:02 PM
10 Comments:
Perhaps they should pass a law making it illegal for Dan Quayle to visit the Republic of Texas. They weren't hunting that Quayle? Nevermind.
BTW: Happy Friday the 13th (observed) right back at ya!
HRC? She's just a dog.
I quail at this sort of thing...
The "bird shot heard around the world".Wonder how long it will take Senator Reid to set up an investigation?
KKK Byrd might chair the investigation.
There was a Quayle in the Reids?
I'm with OLA. HRC strikes me more of a pitbull than a bird dog.
I won't go huntin' with ya Dick ,
but I'll go chasin' wimmin.
barb
That sounds like something Porter Waggoner would say.
John F. Kerry wouldn't have shot his lawyer friend! He would have just gone behind the tall weeds and let one of his friends shoot the lawyer, and then come out and take all the credit!
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