Thanks To Maggie's Cheerleading, LSU wins!

After an embarrassing overtime loss to LSU in the Georgia Dome Saturday night, the Texans were last seen swimming the Sabine River back to their farms in Texas, while dragging their plows, with gators nipping at their heels.

During the game, there were thousands of people standing in the Dome with nowhere to sit; a security person noticed one empty seat way up high on the LSU side and rushed up there to find a lady sitting beside the vacant seat with her purse, cell phone, and her 10X binoculars lying on the empty seat. He axed the lady "Why is this seat empty?" The lady say: "It was for my husband---but he died" The security person say: "See all these people standing round with no place to set; Couldn't you let some of his friend have the seat; ?" She say: "They all at th wake!"

Maggie's cheerleading for LSU was definitely the deciding factor in the Tigers' win since the Tigers' secret weapon, Kajun---The Basketball Star---could not play in this game, due to the fact that he could only run with one leg and dribble, pass, foul,and shoot with one hand.