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Saturday, April 01, 2006

Texas to have Chocolate Governor?

Dallas Texas

According to reliable sources, one of Dallas' newest residents has thrown his do-rag in the ring, to run for the office of Governor of Texas as a Democrat, this year.

Former New Orleans Mayor C.(chocolate)Ray Nagin has already accumulated 12 ballot boxes stuffed with Democrat votes, and is confident he will win the Governorship of Texas, this year, said our highly-placed Kajun News Snitch.

My first act, after I am elected, will be to revert The State of Texas back to a Republic, said Nagin. It will be a Chocolate Republic only until we can get rid of all the Illegal Aliens from New Orleans, he further stated.

10 Comments:

At 4:47 PM CST, Blogger Beerme said...

Nagin is the reason Nawlins is such a mess...a chocolate mess.

Disclaimer: No M&Ms were harmed in the preparation of this post.

 
At 7:36 PM CST, Blogger camojack said...

But, but...Texas is already a Republic!

 
At 10:07 PM CST, Blogger Maggie said...

OT

Kajun,
It seems no amount of cheering could prevent UCLA from coming down on LSU.I gave it my best.Sorry.

 
At 10:14 AM CDT, Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Maybe Nagin can be Governor of Texas and Mayor of Nawlins at the same time? That way, he can offer Texas the same lack of services he provided to Nawlins. And the beauty of it is, since he provides a lack of services, he can telecommute to Nawlins from Texas! Nothing could be better than that... except perhaps for 12 ballot boxes of Democratic votes. (Good one Kajun).

 
At 6:36 PM CDT, Blogger SGT USMC 1ea said...

Was this an April fools joke or something? I have seen CamoJack in a do rag but never Nagin. Is a ballot box bigger than a bread box? Could he be hiding some of those 10,000 floating bodies in there as a surprise campaign revelation?

Jesu est Semper Fidelis

 
At 10:53 PM CDT, Blogger onlineanalyst said...

The first item of business is to secure the borders with Zagnuts®. No chocolate mess will be left behind.

 
At 1:12 PM CDT, Blogger Kajun said...

SGT USMC 1EA

Nagin doesn't own a "Do-Rag"---only a diaper and a fan belt.

 
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